So what’s a President to do? Well you could find some African drummers and bust a move on the White House lawn. Yeah I saw you George, you were alright up there shaking your “money maker”. Laura was a little stiff though; but hey, you actually had some rhythm.
Quick, what do all these people have in common? I. Lewis Libby, J. Stven Girles,David H. Safavian,Roger Stillwell, Claude Allen, and Darleen Druyun. If you guessed former Bush appointees who have been convicted (yes convicted) of a crime, move to the head of the class.
And let’s not forget all the Bush officials who are currently under a cloud of suspicion. People like Alberto Gonzalez-we all know about his current problems-Paul Wolfowitz, President of the World Bank, who helped a certain lady he was getting his freak on with get a high paying job there. Then there is Karl Rove, and his potential violation of the Hatch Act, by carrying on his sick partisan politics with the people’s equipment. And to think, Republicans used to call Clinton corrupt. Oh, and did I mention the Pentagon’s cover up of the Pat Tillman killing, or the way they lied about Jessica Lynch in order to put a white heroines face on the war? “I think that he feels deeply sorry for the family and all that they’ve gone through…and he hopes that people are held accountable.” Yeah right,where have we heard that before?
And this Tillman thing is really troubling. According to the frat boy, he did not learn of the circumstances surrounding Tillman’s death until after the May 3, 2004 memorial service for Tillman. (Tillman died on April 22,2004) The frat boy’s press secretary, Dana Perino, says that she is not sure whether the frat boy learned about how Tillman died from the press or the Pentagon. (How come this white house can never remember shit?) Mmmmm,didn’t a top general send a memo just seven days after Tillman died saying that it was “highly possible” that Tillman was killed by friendly fire? And didn’t the the good general say that his warning should be sent to Bush? Now you must ask yourself; did the frat boy get the warning before his speech in late April of that same year, or did he get it after,as he is alleging? Well, given the frat boy’s record with the truth, you would be a whole lot safer betting on the fact that he knew.
So it’s been a rough patch for the frat boy, and the latest Wall Street Journal polls bare that out. So what’s a President to do? Well you could find some African drummers and bust a move on the White House lawn. Yeah I saw you George, you were alright up there shaking your “money maker”. Laura was a little stiff though; but hey, you actually had some rhythm. Somehow I was feeling you a lot more than your side kick, Karl Rove. Homeboy just looked down right pathetic when he tried to do that whole rap thing. It came off as condescending and contrived. And the house Negro dancing behind him didn’t help. I guess Karl just doesn’t know how to do that hug and dance with a black person thing like you do George. Oh I saw you George; when you went down to the Gulf Coast after Katrina, you made sure you were hugging some black folks; you always do. I swear your handlers sure know how to find the black people in the crowd. What do you do when you go to a NASCAR event? “Did you see any, any blacks at all. We need one for photo op. Well I saw one on the way in Sir. Well go get him man, the event is almost over.” You must love when those sports champions visit you at the White House. Lots of blacks to hug, hold, and do a little cheesing with. Nothing like a little cheesing with the black folks to make you more sympathetic huh George. They really taught you well in Texas, cause you sure know how to get along with black folks when you have to.
But good for you, I am sure that’s a skill that is coming in handy right about now. Heck, given the way things have been going for you lately, I bet you are one white man who is glad black folks are here to sing and dance with.
