This Florida man is accused of getting it on with a stuffed animal from a Wal-Mart store, The Smoking Gun reports.
Sean Johnson, 19, who was arrested on Tuesday, has been charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief.
According to The Smoking Gun, the police report states, Johnson “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department,” before going to the comforter aisle in the housewares section. There he “proceeded to pull out his genitals” and “proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movement.”
Surveillance cameras captured Johnson’s lewd act. Upon completion, he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”
Johnson then fled the store, but when apprehended said, “I did unmentionables to a stuffed animal” and he is “extremely sorry.”
He was charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief and booked into jail.
The repulsive incident happened in a Wal-Mart in Brookville, some 50 miles north of Tampa.