Stooping to new lows, Alan Grayson had the nerve to send this out in an email:
Dear General ???
How weird it is that someone actually will win the GOP Presidential nomination. They’re all such losers.
And tomorrow, the next GOP debate is upon us, like the next tropical disease. The next natural disaster. The next national stink-bomb.
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After the incredible failures of this Congress, this money grubbing multi-millionaire goes on to lament:
They’re all losers. Just look at the ones who have already lost:
Rick Perry, who thought that wearing glasses that make him look smarter actually would make him smarter.
Scott Walker, who thought that “screw the working man” is the rallying cry of the 21st century – just because the Koch Brothers like the sound of it.
Bobby Jindal, who posted a “touching” video taken from an iPhone stuck in a tree, in which he explained to his utterly mortified children-props that he would be going off to Iowa for six months. He was back from Iowa in two months. Thank you, voters.
Lindsey “Chicken Little” Graham. He thinks that Paul Revere shouted, “The Moslems are coming! The Moslems are coming!”
George Pataki, elected Governor of Somewhere in the year 19-forgotten. He ran for President because he’s retired, and he literally had nothing else to do.
Mike Huckabee, who really wanted to run for Pope, not President, but that job is taken. Nevertheless, Huckabee claims papal infallibility. Too bad God wasn’t on your side, Mike.
Rick Santorum. What does “santorum” mean? Google it.
Rand Paul. He did have the best hair.
And get this: the remaining ones, BushCarsonChristieCruzFiorinaG imoreKasichRubioTrump, they’re even worse.
Seventeen candidates. Seventeen losers. And not a single progressive in the bunch.
If I were a Republican, I’d be embarrassed. But one of them will get the GOP nomination. By the process of elimination, not the process of illumination. I’d vote for “none of the above.” Yet one of them will end up with a shot at being POTUS.
Make a contribution right now, so that I’m in the Senate fighting for progressive values no matter who becomes the next President of the United States >>
Enjoy the show tomorrow. I’m sure it’ll be absolutely riveting must-see-TV for every multinational corporation and every bigot you know.
Courage,
Rep. Alan Grayson
