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Close Your Mouth When You’re Talking to Me!

You’re ugly! You’re stupid! Nobody likes you! You’re just like you’re father! You’re going to end up just like you’re mother! You’re worthless! Nothing you say even matters! You’re slow! You’re just not good enough! If you weren’t here, it wouldn’t make any difference! I wish you were never born! I hate you! Sound familiar? [...]

December 20, 2010Comments OffRead More

I don’t care about what you think of me…but I care about what you think of me!

Hello again, my friends. I want you to close your eyes…well don’t close your eyes because then you wouldn’t be able to read the rest of the article. But I want you to imagine this: what if all of your greatest accomplishments were posted on a huge screen for the entire world to see? What [...]

November 15, 2010Comments OffRead More

What’s in your Wallet?

What’s in your Wallet?

Okay, many people do it, but not too many like to admit it but we’re all family here so I’m just going to ask: have any of you ever played the lottery? Come on, you can be honest because this is just between you, me, and the hundreds of thousands of people who are reading [...]

October 17, 2010Comments OffRead More

Where are you going dressed like that?

I want you to imagine this: you’re stretched out on a hospital bed being rolled into the operating room for emergency surgery. Just before they prepare to put you under, the nurses introduce you to the specialist who will perform the procedure. What if the specialist is dressed in a clown suit, complete with big [...]

September 19, 2010Comments OffRead More

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